lol

Funny SMS messages from our employer over the last few weeks:

"Please provide resume and certificate for me tonight. The school prefers all documents to government tomorrow. But I should be approve first"
[Meaning the government wants all my documents tomorrow morning and my employer needs to "approve"....meaning edit]

Our employer opened a massage parlour and I get a text message...
"Today you can come to use Thai massage service at soi 16/1. Only 10 percent will complete"
[so they will only do 10% of a massage? The places is 10 percent completely being renovated? like what does that mean??]

My employer asked me to teach french at a school, in between classes at my school i teach at now. she was saying that its beginner and that they don't know any french and that it will be easy and even she could do it.
I prepare all kinds of things that i considered beginner french...fun things, games, made flashcards etc... I get a text message at 8:21 the morning of the day I start....
"The cloth is the lesson that you teach in high school France subject today. It is meaning the students already finish lesson and you will be review lesson. If you have class in that time you should be inform Richard or Scott to replace your class"

"TuongWit (name of my school) will start at 10:00am today."
Class normall starts at 8:20 and i get the text at 8:43.....meaning I was already at school for 25 mins when i get the text.

"You will teach today from 1-3p.m. today at Mompasa School. Pratom Class" [How old? how many students?What do their parents want them to study?Do i need to prepare something or do you have someting prepared for me?etc...]

"I informed Director of school about your education. Now you are learning at open university and will graduate soon"
[which isn't true????]

wish I had more.