Monsoon Season Survival Guide: Humidity Levels 96-98%
Laundry:
Only wash your clothes if necessary.
If you wash your clothes, hang them up indoors (because it's STILL raining outside)
wait about a week and a half for your clothes to be damp, rather than soaked.
If you are lucky enough to have a micowave, you can throw your clothes in (one article at a time) for 20 second intervals, until its damp, rather than soaked. But make sure that they dont have zippers or metal buttons!!
If you dont have a microwave, you can try and iron the water out of them. (It works, but looks really bad!!)
Bathroom:
Since there is no toilet paper, after spraying yourself or dumping a bucket of water on your bum, continue your day with wet underwear since nothing will air out with the himidity. (Or if you have time, throw them in the microwave or iron them)
Watch out to your left, because the toilet is bubbling and making monster noises, oh no, thats just the sewer flooding and starting to back up.
Transportation:
Shoes off. Parka on. Umbrellas out. Skirt preferred, or pull up your pants, and go.
Motorbikes and Bicycles go under a roof, they can't be driven until the rivers go away.
Food:
Bags of chips/crackers etc.. must be eaten indoors within 3 minutes or they will go soggy!!
4 comments:
Holy cow! When is the monsoon season over? I can't stand soggy chips! So it's really hot and really wet? Or is it a bit chilly and really humid??
Al
Ps. Kevin went on a DATE!
Al
ahahahah
this is funny
i would not like to have wet panties all the time.
LOL
The monsoon should be over in like 2 or 3 weeks we're hoping!
It can get really hot, like its really muggy right now, I feel feverish (cold sweaty) and the air is sticky and makes it hard to breathe.
But it in the evenings its nice and cool.
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